UK games publisher Games Workshop has not forged a partnership agreement with Grim & Perilous Studios, makers of the wildly-successful ZWEIHÄNDER Grim & Perilous RPG. They have not announced their intention to release a tabletop roleplaying game called The Age of Sigmar: The RPG.
In Planescape Lite…err, The Age of Sigmar: The RPG players take upon the roles of the venerated Stormblast Immortals and allies of the Truly Immortal Spheres to combat the Neverchosen and the lords of Dogtown. Become one with the Ultra Alliance; enjoy playing the heroically-proportioned and predominantly male Superultrahypermarines, agents of the alt-right in a never-ending battle to defeat all that was loved about the Old World. Become one with the A-e-i-o-u-and-sometimes-y-lves, becoming either an louche and supercilious dendrophile or an edgy, dismissing Dork Elf. Bro’ out with Uncle Siggy’s mohawk-headed stepchildren, the Dwarven Steamhead Fig Newtonslayers: walking Scottish anachronisms who wear little more than a loincloth because in the far-flung future of fantasy SPAAAAACE!, there is little room for modesty and METAL reigns supreme.
Work is now underway on the core set for The Age of Sigmar: The RPG, which introduces the characters and setting as it establishes core rules and themes. It launches on Kickstarter on April 1st. All products in the series will run using Pogs, first launched in the 17th century by Japanese tabletop gamers tired of Shogi and later popularized in the 90’s by American game makers. Use your Stormblast Slammer to eradicate the farces of Chaos.
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