UK games publisher Games Workshop have not forged a partnership agreement with Grim & Perilous Studios, makers of the wildly-successful ZWEIHÄNDER Grim & Perilous RPG. They have not announced their intention to release a tabletop role-playing game called The Age of Sigmar RPG: The FarcePG.
In Planescape Lite…err, The Age of Sigmar RPG: The FarcePG players take upon the roles of the venerated Stormblast Immortals. As allies of the Truly WTF Happened To WFB, they’ll combat the Gods-You-Remember and the legions of Warhammer Fantasy Battle fans in tit-for-tat edition wars on dakkadakka.com. Become one with the Ultra Alliance; enjoy playing the heroically-proportioned and predominantly male Super-ultra-hyper-astro-marines: agents of the alt-right in a never-ending battle to defeat all that was loved about the Old World. Become one with the A-E-I-O-U-and-sometimes-Y-elves, taking upon the personality of either a louche and supercilious dendrophile, or a dismissive elven edgelord. Bro’ out with Uncle Siggy’s mohawk-headed stepchildren: the dwarves – walking Scottish anachronisms who wear little more than a loincloth and American football pads because in the far-flung future of fantasy SPAAAAACE! there is little room for modesty and METAL reigns supreme.
Work is not underway on the core set for The Age of Sigmar RPG: The FarcePG by Grim & Perilous Studios, which introduces the characters and setting as it establishes core rules and themes. It launches on Kickstarter on April 1st. All products in the series will run using Pogs, first launched in the 17th century by Japanese tabletop gamers tired of Shogi and later popularized in the 90’s by American game makers. Use your “Stormblast Slammer” to eradicate the forces of Chaos!
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